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The monkey that belongs to Dieter, and Dieter wishes more people to continue futher touchation of the monkey
My Name is Dieter, would u like to touch my monkey? love him kiss him give him affection!
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Like a Bloody Mary, but the base is kraft powdered cheese.
As Chad finished projectile vomiting bright orange Cheesy Mary, he reflected on his life choices.
Bodil Marie is an unusual name, and is only used as a name for unusual people... Because those with the name Bodil Marie, they are special! With other words a real catch and you will be lucky just to be their friend. But just be careful, don’t ever call her Bodil... that will make her flip..
Bodil Marie can often come out as a bit shy, but when you get to know her she is quite the opposite. She is funny, and she laughs all the time! She is also remarkble beautiful, and she will decently take your breath away. Boys are crazy for her, but she is too humble to even notice their interest and she is often considered as blind in that way.
*guys staring at Bodil Marie*
Friend; oh, those guys is totally checking you up!
Bodil Marie; nah, they’re looking at you...
*guy walks over to Bodil Marie*
Guy; hey there beautiful
Bodil Marie; Miley is over there.
Guy; I wasn’t looking for Miley, I was looking for—
*phone beeps*
Bodil Marie; oh well I have to go, I hope you found whoever you’re looking for
*Bodil Marie walks away*
Khine Mary is a very loving person and deserves better. She has an amazing personality and her outfits are fire every time, like someone better get water cause she is always hot. She is also very pretty and once you look at her, you’ll be mesmerized. Even though she falls for the wrong guys and gets too attached to guys with red flags, she is loyal.
Khine Mary is super duper hot.
A little stubborn..... Dyes her hair a lot but we good! she's kind but like she'll knock a botch out. loving and beutifool, lowkey thicc doe
ana-marie is a bitch ass fo moe
A controling bitch. Sexy as fuck. She got a big mouth. She pops her booty too much. She's a thot. She plays too much. She wears hella makeup.
Dude 1 Bro is thats Mary Nowaya!.
Dude 2 Yeah bro she sexy as fuck but could be a controling bitch.
Dude 1 Aye don't she pop her booty to.
Dude 2 Damn thats some thot shit.
Dude 1 She play to much and be wearin hella make up cuz.
The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.
Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’