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When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you
Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?
When you diss somebody follow it up with alling them captain morgan to add extra insult.
It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them
You look so stupid. I just dissed you. CAPTAIN MORGAN
The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.
I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!
When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.
Robert morgan freecock-A nigga with a bitch ass perm and a long dick that will leave yo girl amazed by his cockeyed barber cut hairline.
When you're hoping for something, but the reality is radically different, Morgan Freeman's voice comes down from heaven to tell it like it is
"I sure hope the kids did their chores."
Morgan Freeman's voice: the kids did not do their chores
The baddest bitch in the whole word
Oh Morgan santee ya she’s awesome