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A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).
Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...
Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)
Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch
Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch
Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.
the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty
guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps
—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.
person 1: "who is shawlynn the muffin?"
person 2: "oh, a very cool person."