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When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.
I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.
Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.
“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”
When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.
Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.
Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.
Some sort of Ninja move that saves the day... Specifically while making glass art on a torch.
Someone that complains by stealth in order to undermine their victims.
A person that uses something you've told them in confidence to get at you behind your back.
Someone that deliberately puts shit on you for personal gain.
Heads up man, that mofo is a ninja whinger - don't tell him shit.
1. In modern First Person Shooters, these are the players that find the highest spot in the map or some inconspicuous place on a ledge until they time it just right to attack.
Then, they proceed to camp in that spot again until the next victim. They rarely leave that place because they have deemed it the most advantageous spot to camp, hardest to reach to counter-attack, etc.
(often a glitched spot in CoD or a place worthy of expert UT trial runners)
Any game of Call of Duty, BF2, Unreal Tournament.
"Zomg will someone kill that roof ninja. He is a no talent ass clown who sucks at camping."