I'm gonna shit

A saying used in cases of extreme emotion (i.e anger, excitement, sadness, and frustration)

-"If Penelope Garcia dies I'm gonna shit"

-"Who is that girl he's with"

"If he's cheating on me I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm so excited for Vampire Diaries I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm gonna shit if I don't find my yoga pants"

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I'm A Real American

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

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I'm allergic to people

A synonym for "I'm an introvert"

I can't go to the school dance, I'm allergic to people

I'm trying to clap

To fuck a mate

Bra I'm trying to clap Amari but she be playing

i'm sorry sex

when you and your significant other have a fall out and to make up for what you did you engage in sexual intercourse

Emily and me had a big fall out and it was my fault, I had to give her some I'm sorry sex.

I'm done with this game

Expression by somebody when they reach a certain level of frustration with a game that causes them to stop playing the game for a period of time, be it short or lengthy (usually short). Said person goes back to the game again and again, and reaches that same level of frustration, leaving the game once again.. but always returning.

*gibbed*

You're so host, fuck, I'm done with this game!

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i'm not gay urinal

The one urinal space 2 guys leave between them while pissing.

"I always leave an I'm not gay urinal when I use a public bathroom."

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