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Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.

Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"

by bguiou November 4, 2010

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Fallout Parking

The act of parking your car as though you just survived a nuclear fallout. Often times parked in the way or simply stopped where ever they feel like it as though they just died or ran out of gas.

Jeff pulled into the driveway and threw the truck in park, blocking 2 cars and the sidewalk with his fallout parking.

by DJWL29 January 23, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


linkin park

A nu-metal band who combine the following attributes to appeal to the mainstream:
- Vocals ranging from whimpering-to-screaming
- Rapping
- Computer generated music (particularly for song intros)
- Repetitive and extremely simplistic guitar playing
- Contrived dj scratching
- Lyrics stressing "pain, wounds (unhealing wounds in some cases), - memories and running away" without justification so as to appeal to the majority of teenagers or anybody who has ever felt a bit sad in their life.
- Songs strictly 2:30 to 3:30 minutes in length to fit radioplay standards rather than show musical expression.
- Gimmicky albums where songs are re-arranged and re-performed are put out more than their actual studio albums with original music (of which they have two, 'Hybrid Theory' and 'Meteroa')

Some typical linkin park lyrics
- "memories consume like opening the wound"
- "crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal"
- "it's easier to run replacing this pain with something numb"

by maidenheaven June 1, 2005

684๐Ÿ‘ 540๐Ÿ‘Ž


Severna Park

A great place to be, but actually NOT the home of the greatest community college in the nation. Anne Arundel Community College has 3 locations that I'm aware of, one in Arnold, one in Glen Burnie, and one in Hanover next to the Arundel Mills mall....

Man some people are really stupid to confuse Severna Park with Arnold. An SP resident would want to take credit for AACC... until they actually have to attend.

by Lauren G F April 11, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Como Park

a nieghborhood/park in st paul minn. borders the infamous rice street and the suburb of roseville minn. its home to the como zoo, the como park conservatory, como lake (named after the lake in italy), como pool, the "pits", como golf course and my favorite "creamy cone" (way better and cheaper than DQ). its home to the hmong vesival every year because of the big size in the hmong population, one of the biggest in the US. used to be blue collar area until recently when yuppies (took away massive bike jumps cuz they mariconos and thought it made the scenery better if they had more trees) diceded to move in. now rich people and relativly poor people live here. but still kids from private schools don't go into como cuz they think they gonna get shot and dumped into the lake. some people from como use "CP" in their tags

COMO KID: hey u guys wanna watch the game @ my house?

PRIVATE SCHOOL KIDS: sure where u live?

COMO KID: como park

PRIVATE SCHOOL KID: WWHHAATT!! i'll get shot by 789566224 hmongs an' they'll dump me in the lake!! HELLA NO!!

COMO KID: u r a racist, sheltered, dumbass piece of foreskin

by don_corleone October 28, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


South Park

THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER! the main characters are kyle, kenny wich keeps dieing & somehow coming back to life, stan, and obese racist, but funny eric.
(SOUTH PARK BEATS FAMILY GUY BY A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG SHOT!) BTW: south park is not a real town for those who are retarted (no offence)

south park kicks ass allllllllllll the way! you can watch free whole episodes @ southparkstudios.com, when you get to the site just click full episodes!

by the guy who's a south park fan February 11, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


roselle park

A really small town in Union County, New Jersey. Next to Union, Roselle, and Cranford. It's only a square mile so everyone knows everyone. There's a bike path near the NJ Transit rails that's always being checked out by cops. There used to be the grove near the HS where everyone would set things on fire and smoke shit. It's a really dramatic town with gangster wannabes and there are barely any normal, down to earth people. Despite all that, they have the hottest girls out there. The rival team is from Kenilworth aka the Brearley Bears.

Guy 1: Yo you headed to the grove?
Guy 2: Stupid, it's not there anymore but we still can smoke some shit. You up for it?
Guy 1: Hell yea
Guy 2: Damn I love Roselle Park. Can do any shit around here.

by aaron westbrook October 3, 2007

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