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The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.
Ed H just opened his dutch thermos
The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.
My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...
Similar to a Dutch Rudder, with a third party being bludgeoned with the penis.
Guy 1: I'm never going to the sex club again.
Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?
Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.
Guy 2: ...Why?
Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.
-Silence-
Sipping a beverage while someone rubs their genitals on the beverage holding arm
Quit giving me a Dutch slurp, I'm trying to drink my tea
when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
The act of pissing in a girls butthole and then getting her to preform oral sex while you watch the urine slowly drip out her anus
“Damn bro I didn’t think me and sally were going to make it but then she let me hit her with a Dutch Dripper. We are getting married next week” - guy one
“Wtf bro” - guy two