Gone Fishing

A common slang term used for a sports team that has just been eliminated or never made the postseason. (mostly used in the NBA)

The Phoenix Suns have gone fishing!

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Fish Whisperer

A proficiant fisher, who knows not only how to catch all types of fish, but also know what they are thinking and can teach others to do the same.

George is such a fish whisperer, he can teach you how to catch whatever fish you would like to target.

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Fishing for compliments

Someone who feels to bring up how they're "ugly," or "fat" in every single conversation so that people will disagree and compliment them.

Example:

Bella: *is literally 98 pounds*

"I'm so fat!"

Shawn: "No, you're not!"

Bella: "Yes, I am! I'm so fat and ugly!"

Shawn: "Ya know what bitch? I don't give a flying fuck. You are fat and ugly then. Shut the fuck up and stop fishing for compliments."

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Boofer Fishing

When walking through an area where Boofers gather, you grab small change you have in your pocket and whip it across the floor or ground and watch the boofers run after it. Pennies, nickles, dimes work great but quarters give the best results. Boofers have been known to attack and sometimes in rare cases even kill their own kind for quarters.

Brian: Wanna go Boofer Fishing?
Seth: I've only got a couple dimes.
Brian: Thats enough for Boofer Fishin. They chase anything.

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Stupid Fish

When a person forgets to do something that would be easy enough for a goldfish to remember.

Scott forgot to turn the stove off and remove his kraft dinner from the element before going to bed... Stupid fish

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Formspring fishing

The act of constantly posting your formspring link in hopes that someone will ask you a question about your life. Usually this fishers will sit all day without a question, and will fall into depression over the fact they have no friends who give a damn.

Lexi has been formspring fishing all day, but nobody wants to ask her why her cunt smells like dead fish.

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Fat Fish

Type of cat fish,used on the internet and social media. Defined as a person who uses a generic profile picture or angles the camera to give the impression that they are slim or of a smaller body type,when in fact they are obese or out of shape .

I saw a girl in a Facebook group that I thought was hot untill I scrolled through her pictures and realized she was a fat fish

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