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Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”

We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.

by tariqk December 6, 2021


shush right now protection

extra mega extreme shush right now protection, created by raven very cool ok it has the power of destroying the whole timeline :))) sh SHUSH RIGHT NOW! PASS

random guy: SHUSH RIGHT NOW!
raven: SHUSH RIGHT NOW PROTECTION

by gorilafaimoasa February 28, 2021


Hum Now

A splendid, spectacular exclamation used to replace the phrase “Fuck yeah!”

Often used in a celebratory manner following an amazing performance or action.

No way Beattie just detwigged that kid 🫨 … Hum Now, Beattie!”

by Coochiegripper420 May 9, 2024


Now&Later

Apply Vicks Vapor Rub liberally to your erect penis before engaging in penetrative intercourse with a fellow inmate to prevent future interactions with that individual. The act of this will result in extreme discomfort now and later.

I'm gonna get bubba with a "Now&Later" and I bet he won't come after me no more.

by Trexplays January 15, 2022


Sunset Now

Sun crazed in our room
It was an endless afternoon
It seemed that we were so immune
The nights were stronger and longer
I fell on my pillow saying
"Tell the world that lucky's calling
Gold dust falling
Here in Action Town"

Sunset now

Sunset now

Sunset now

Sunset now

Blade flew into town
In time to watch the sun go down
He said the new prince must be found
The message shattered our windows
We know it was over, saying
"Tell the boys that we're not handing
Over any part
Of Action Town"

Sunset now
Sunset now

Sunset now

now! now!

Pay out, run out, work out, die out
Action Town (Action Town)
If you have the name
Then you win the game
In Action Town (Action Town)
Bang bang you're dead
It's raining bread
Sunset now

Now that we have gone
Do we have strenght to carry on
It seems like all our sun has shone
It seems our dice are as cold as ice
But something in my heart keeps saying
"Tell the world that lucky's coming
Lines are humming
Here comes Action Town"

by Gothic Miscreant October 5, 2023


Not now dear

A Parenteese (The language of Parents) saying that can mean many things, such as: "Never", "I'm on the phone", and "Fuck off you uncleanly fetus I wish I never had you".

Child - "Mummy I'm bored"
Mum - "Not now dear"

by thegreatbenji December 16, 2022


Ceasefire now

we want Israel to CEASE and Hammas to continue to FIRE

Josh is yelling ceasefire now, but he also claims Israel has no right to exist and that Hammas is a freedom fighting organization

by Not-in-my-name February 29, 2024