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Oil Changer

People who change their own oil and call themselves an automotive “enthusiast”.

The lowest form of car “enthusiast”, these are the people that frequent car forums and discourage others from doing projects themselves. They can usually be found talking people out of motor/transmission swaps (manual -> auto, V6 -> V8, etc.), they say things like: “if you want a V8 then sell the V6 and buy a V8”.

Bought not built.

Enthusiast: Any insight or tips for swapping my Camaro’s V6 for a LS1?
Oil Changer: If you want a V8 just sell the V6 and buy a V8, it’s easier.

by built_yota October 1, 2022


Oil of O’vodka

A magical elixir of eternal youth that will keep you young for 40 years. Best drunken, not smeared

Ciara: What do you use to keep your youthful appearance ?

Neil: Oil of O’vodka

by NeilHeff September 3, 2022


backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 12, 2017


Checking the oil

You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.

I was checking the oil on your mom last night.

by N1ggerBBC69 May 7, 2024


Checking the Oil

In football when while in the dog pile you grab and twist and/or rip, someone's dick on the opposite team.

I don't know why they're so mad coach all I did was check their oil ( i.e. checking the oil).

by MediocreDickRick October 19, 2020


olive oil ollie

nick anti + simon lover

hey look its olive oil ollie”
“oh yeah, they love simon kalivoda more than they love ryan

by dalswiferyan September 10, 2021


Ariel's Oil Spill

When Ariel from The Little Mermaid gets wet and it's not cause of the ocean~

Damn, Did you see Ariel's Oil Spill when I went to see her last night, I just had to get some of that Fussy!

by Luna_spam June 28, 2023