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Sandwich with Oil it is very epic to eat for breakfeast and very healthy similar to semen sandwiches and cement sandwiches (epic)
Oh I liked eating my oil sandwich this morning !
The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
The act of receiving a blow job and the giver inserts a large dildo in your ass with no lube.
He asked for an ohio oil change style bj so I rammed a big black dildo in his ass dry.
Putting your finger in a woman's vagina to see if she is wet
I was checking the oil level on lisa lastnight it was a little low
Tulip oil is the equivalent of pussy juice, specifically indicating the lips of said pussy. Term used in social situations to mask nsfw conversations
This chick was so wet, she was oozing tulip oil.
if you say this please consider suicide
Furry rp oil rig 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.
I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!