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the opposite of one upping someone, trying to match a complaint with and even worse grievance.
Person A: I don't think I did to well on this test!
Person B: Well, at least you studied. I didn't even know we had a test today.
Person A: Why are you always trying to one down me, let me have my moment.
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To place some marijuana in a bowng, pipe, anything with a bowl and smoke it.
Hey man, let's pack one right here. I brought my new pipe.
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1. I cut one piece of paper.
2. AHHHHHH! SOMEONE JUST CUT ONE IN THIS ELEVATOR!
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The biggest boyband on the planet. They are awesome at singing and anyone who says others is out of their minds. They have the biggest fandom of directioners! Yes they are in a break but they're still amazayn.
Me: do you remember one direction?
Random asf person: isn't that the band who went on a 'break 6 years ago' for 18 months.
Me: yes but they promised
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When a boy/girl are talking and only one of them is interested or likes the other .
She doesn't like me I'm one sided
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A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.
Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"
Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."
Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>