Poon Pants

Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.

Anf: "Yo Midge, did you see Holly today?"
Midge: "Yeah man she really had her poon pants on!"
Brad: "I have sex with donkeys"

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heavy pants

to have a large unit (package)

you got to have heavy pants to please the ladies.

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penis pants

For girls- a pair of pants, that when you sit down, bend at the zipper area making the illusion of a penis bulge.

me: mom these jeans fucking suck!
mom: no they don't they're cute.
me: no mom look at this, they're PENIS PANTS!

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tapered pants

Pants that were popular in the 80's and resembled the kungfu pants worn by Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON (Warner Bros:1973).

BRUCE LEE wore tapered pants a decade before anyone else.

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booty pants

pants with no pockets that make your ass look nicer-guys like booty pants a lot!

j lo pants or baby phat pants or south pole pants

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Gold Pants

A euphemism for anal virginity.

Gold pants - Noun

Ex 1. Nathan took Becky's gold pants.
Ex 2. Rough game for Brett Farve today. He lost his gold pants out there.
Ex 3. Robert no longer has his gold pants.

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Chick Pants

I wear chick pants becuase they are tight and all the women love them...

Girl : "OMG did you see how tight his pants were!?"

Girl2: 'Yeah, he is soo hot, look at that butt.,. rawr!"

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