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a thing that people eat for food.
THe history of Reese's cups: Two guys are driving in separate cars, one loves peanut butter and the other loves chocolate and they both crash into each other and a police officer named Reeses comes and asks them what happened and they tell him that the other person got peanut butter or chocolate into there chocolate or peanut butter and the officer trys it and thinks it is good idea and shoots them both and goes on to create the candy that people like to eat today... Reeses.
Teh History of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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A sexual act in which a male alternates between inserting his penis in a woman's anus and vagina specifically when the woman is menstruating. Fecal matter deposited on the penis is referred to as the "Peanut Butter" due to its thick brown appearance and menstrual secretions are attributed to be the "Jelly" due the pasty red residue resembling strawberry jam. For added effect this act can be performed to the song with the same name, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
I heard the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song the other day and I had a sudden urge for some real Peanut Butter Jelly Time! My girlfriend just happened to be menstruating so I called her over for some good old fashioned fun. Things got rather messy but boy was it worth it!
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When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.
When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.
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When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!
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when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
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An expression used to show excitement, or extreme happiness.
Wow Molly, those cupcakes that we just made that would not come out of the muffin tins were Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce!
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when you have a poop that is 2 colors, one half of the log looks like chocolate and the other half looks like peanut butter color,
i wouldn't recommend eating it even if it looks tasty
reese peanut butter cup but its a poop
reese peanut butter poop
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