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Ejaculated a kidney stone into the uterus and letting it stay like an oyster pearl
Hey babe, can we do some pearling tonight.
I'm boutta pearl on you.
A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.
When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.
Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...
The act of sticking your finger up someone's butt
When a pearl fish get scared they swim up into a sea cucumber so your finger is the pearl fish and the cucumber is the butt hole
Works best when walking upstairs
I was walking up the stairs and Brooke pearl fished my butt hole
Blue Pearl is a minor character in Steven Universe. She's a gem that serves Blue Diamond. She's a shy and quiet Gem, and she rarely talks. She likes to draw too, as she said in "Together Alone".
Blue Pearl has served Blue Diamond for thousands of years, well before Pink Diamond owned Earth.
She's a little shit who relies on her friends too much and does nothing by herself
Person A- Have you heard about Blue Pearl? She's soooo cool.
Person B- Never speak to me again you hoe.
Person A- Ew, I hate Blue Pearl.
Person B- Agreed.