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someone who is entirely all too amazing and perfect for words to explain. you can not even say that they are just "perfect". because anyone who is "beyond perfect" can be nothing that simple. because they are beyond perfect.
SEE ALSO: ANDREW (NO MIDDLE NAME) DAMIAN.
Andrew (no middle name) Damian is entirely beyond perfect, whether or not he believes this.
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The jumbled version of any message sent via Blackberry.
After sending a text message to someone only to find that some or most of the words were misspelled due to the fact that the keyboard is comically tiny. "I qill ne there fot the ten olclock mrrting" = "I will be there for the ten o'clock meeting". I had some difficulty deciphering your last message, but it was in perfect BlackBerry.
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A literal vision of perfection. A woman so beautiful your life comes to a screeching halt as you reevaluate everything leading up to meeting her.
I saw A Perfect 10 the other day. I wish I had died before I met her because now I've actually had to look at my life choices.
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1. 72 Dolphins
2. 48 Browns
These are the only teams in Pro Football History to go undefeated throughout the regular season and playoffs.
The 48 Browns went 14-0 and won the AAFC Championship finishing 15-0.
The 72 Dolphins went 14-0 and won their three playoff games including Super Bowl VII to finish 17-0.
There are strong arguements against both teams however.
The 48 Browns played in the 8 team AAFC league that was considered inferior to the 10 team NFL league.
The 72 Phins played only two teams with a .500 record or better, neither of those two teams made the playoffs.
The 84 49ers and 85 Bears are considered to have been better as they went 15-1 and finished 18-1.
The 85 Bears however swept both their playoff opponents on their way to the Super Bowl which ended up being the most lopsided at the time.
While the 49ers lost their only game by 3 points.
The 2007 Patriots also went 18-1 owning the best start in NFL history at 18-0, however even though their lone loss was like the 49ers, by only 3 points, it came in the Super Bowl and thus negated the team finishing a perfect 19-0 or even considered better than the 85 Bears or 84 49ers since they went 18-1 and LOST the Championship Game.
The 34 Bears went 13-0 and also lost their Championship game to finish 13-1.
The 42 Bears went 11-0 and also lost their Championship game to finish 11-1.
The last three examples are of the greatest chokes in NFL history.
In the CFL the 48 Calgary Stampeders went 15-0 after winning the Grey Cup.
Outside of Football there have been 7 NCAA Basketball Teams to finish with a perfect record, however in terms of Pro Sports only in the CFL, AFL and NFL can there ever feasibly be a team to finish their season without a loss.
" Do you remember the 72 Dolphins? Yeah they went perfect, but I wish they'd SHUT UP about it "
" The 07 Pats almost went perfect....almost "
" Hey the 2007 Pats went 18-0"
" Yeah but they lost the Super Bowl so who gives a shit? "
" If a team pulls a perfect season they get double their salary...or they should "
" I pulled a perfect season...in my fantasy league "
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A kickass song by Deep Purple. I can't get it out of my head. See www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoTaisFMIE
A strand of silver, hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching
With the dead of the night
Precious life
Your tears are lost in falling rain
And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect strangers
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During oral sex, the perfect end to a blow job when your lady traps and firmly holds your cumming cock with her lips and does not let a single drop escape from being sucked down. While you are still cumming, the lady runs her fingers from the root of the cock to the head so that no cum is left in the erection. She sucks out all cum from the cock before removing her fingers. If she is generous and is asked nicely, she may lick up any cum that may drip from the cock as it get smaller. As a gift, she may take the limp, spent cock in her mouth one last time and suck out the last droplets.
A blow perfect can be difficult to achieve if you have not cum in five or six days because the clear watery fluid that usually precedes your ropy jism may be easily lost if you do not shout out that you are about to cum or that your missus does not feel the cock begin to explode and is slow to get her lips around the cockhead. This is when the first watery cum that shoots out can be irretrevably lost by landing on her face or boobs.
I asked the missus for a blow job and because I almost begged for it she gave me a blow perfect by not letting any cum be lost.
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A perfect person is somebody who gets on Urban Dictionary and insults others on Urban Dictionary who look up things such as "emo", "scene", "prep", etc.
These people choose to write very biased definitions that should simply not be taken under any consideration whatsoever.
They listen to plain boring music. A small mix, really. Bands that almost everybody likes. They wear plain clothing, have average hair, live in an average house, etc. They're boring and love to insult others' style.
Also, if there's a definition that they don't agree with, they put a thumbs down.
"I hate emo people. Since I'm a perfect person, I'm going to go write retarded definitions because I have nothing wrong with me."
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