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An illegal keg party where admission is charged.
Dude, we need your three bucks for that keg stand.
Dude, my fraternity was busted for a blind pig party last night.
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Local historian Pam Witherspoon (1918-1953) wrote a short story about Sam Harris "The Pig Man" which was featured in the Northfield News titled “Sam was a good boy, not a swine”. She mysteriously went missing and was found 2 years later dismembered in the Devil's Washbowl with the words “Picket night” carved in her skull. Sam's mother Linda herself claimed to see her son one late night in 1954 dragging pig organs across her porch on Union Brook Road in Northfield Vermont. He left them at her door step as a cat or dog would a prized kill as a gift. She said her son’s eyes were wild and that he squealed a high pitch sound as he jumped up and down drooling pointing with his bloody hands down at the ground. Linda took her life 13 days later by jumping into a pig farm pen and being eaten alive by a swarm of ravenous pigs. Some say she was dragged into the pen by Sam but no eye witness ever stepped forward. Others say she went to save her son but the pigs attacked to protect their adopted son. Locals had all the pigs destroyed which is said to have set the Pig Man into violent rages that left hundreds of animals and possibly at least 3 human deaths. Still to this day locals gather in pickup trucks and ready their rifles after a night of drinking and boldly set out to hunt The Pig Man down.
The Pig Man is eating and having sex with pigs and then wearing their fucking heads over his!
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When during sexual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his penis through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.
She was too impatient for the full monty so she took IT pig in a blanket.
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The most cute animal ever(also one of the fattest).It is said that if one is able to rub the chin of this majestic animal, all of the secrets of the universe would be revealed.
Guy 1:Man I need a super awesome animal that could possibly reveal the secrets of the universe to me.
Guy 2:Sounds like you need a guniea pig
cute awesome
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A mammoth of a man, unimaginable strength and power. Whenever you see a big pig, you usually get away.
"Big pig came into the building and started to rape"
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a pig that is large in size, so large it looks like a ball with a pig nose.
Someone drew a fat pig on the desk in class and it has been there for over 3 months. i wrote "who drew this" and they wrote back "I'll never tell!"
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A huge slut of a girl that you can get to come over simply by whistling at her.
I cant believe Ben is actually going to sects up that slam donkey. All he did was look at her and that whistle pig was jumping into his PT Cruiser in no time.
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