Pirate Pistol

A college co-ed coined term for a sexual act of inserting the index and middle finger in the vagina of a woman and the pinky of the same hand in the anus. or: "Two in the pink, one in the stink!"

guy 1 -"How was the date?"

guy 2 -" Hawt, I gave her the pirate pistol!"

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ass pirate

N: One who is looking for the "booty"

Tom, you've been acting like a fuckin ass pirate all night!

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Office-Pirate

One, as such, who steals the praise and reward of another's hard work in office-type situations.

When Ron presented an idea made by a subordinant, he took all the praise of a job well done; thus leading to his new title: the office-pirate.

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Panty Pirate

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of butt pirate for men.

"No dice, man. She's a panty pirate."

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Pirate's Cove

Vagina.

My pirate's cove took awhile to recover from all the sex I had last week.

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piss-pirate

a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.

Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate

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emo pirate

The mortal enemy of the Emo Ninja. This conflict can never be solved, but unlike with real Pirates Vs Ninja battles, Emo Pirates and Emo Ninja will occasionally start snogging to call more attention to themselves.

Emo Ninja: *sniffle* Oh Emo Pirate, my ninjaish girlfriend broke up with me and I can't find my shuriken so I can't cut my wrist!
Emo Pirate: Awww, it's okay Emo Ninja! You can borrow my cutlass and pretend suicide and then we can snog and completely undermine the great conflict of Pirates Vs Ninja!
Emo Ninja: YAY!!!

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