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When you eat so much pizza that you actually become physically sick.
Man, did you see Billy? He got the mad pizza flu
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When your wife leaves the house because she doesn't have to be around you and gets pizza without you.
Jeremy: My wife went out for pizza without me and I'm angry about it. So I'm gonna win this round and I'm gonna pee
Ethan: No way bro you got Pizza Cucked so hard you peed in your basement
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When you're so high that you're baked like a pizza and coming up on Acid resulting in sprinkling acid toppings on your well done pizza, leading you to blurt out, "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"
PH - "Maybe we didn't need to smoke all that bud."
AH - "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"
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"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum
person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
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poor kosovo short goblin man :(
imagine being such a PizzaFromWalmart (Pizza)!
I hear he is poor and eat's rocks and sand
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A pizza restaraunt
Corkle went to pizza land for dinner
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it's when your ass is so covered with zits, you cant even take a crap without poping a dozen of them. quite nasty.
dude:jesus christ! u a pizza ass! thats disgusting!
chick:yeeea..., u should propably wear a condom.
dude:yeah ok.
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