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The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
"Dude! You called me earlier today, but all I heard was pocket noise."
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When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket
This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours
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Is an attractive older gay male under 5’5 with a strong presence that is consistently surrounded by twinks.
"That short guy Jacob is always with that twink Nic. He must be his Pocket Daddy.”
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The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)
Coined by SizeQueenSupreme
He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.
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What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.
Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!
Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.
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The female reproductive organ, otherwise known as the Vagina,Pussy.
ALEX SHE PUT THAT SHIT IN HER PINK POCKET!!!
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The act of sneaking up and sliding your cock into a co-worker's or buddy's pocket and blowing your load.
Tom: "I went 2 months without ejaculating so that my dick would be sensitive enough to cum just from sliding it into Steve's pocket. I think I traumatized him into shock!"
Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"
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