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The type of walk a dog has right before they are getting ready to take a dump.
I was on the phone with my friend and told them i had to go. I could tell my dog was about to do his business because he had the poop swagger going on.
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A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.
Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.
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A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.
Someone's playing the poop tuba in stall number two.
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The Greatest pleasure a man could ever experience.
Man that guy just poop on boob.
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A nonsensical or whacky phrase resulting from a texting misspelling or auto-correction.
Misspelling example:
When referring to Cirque du Soleil, my friend intended to text "Oooh Lala" but misspelled it as "Poop Kala".
Auto-correction example:
On the same day as the above example, I texted, "You two can figure it out", but it was auto-corrected to: "You two can foggie it out". I laughed and shouted, "Thats a Poop kala"!
Since we know of no such term in existance, we thought we would pass this along and request that the term "Poop Kala" be officially accepted into the Urban Dictionary.
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(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.
Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!
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Taco poop occurs when the meat falls out of the bottom of your taco.
Guy 1: I just lost half the meat from my taco!
Guy 2: Man, that's taco poop!
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