Put your shoes on

When your friend says a terrible joke, you ask him to put his shoes on to leave the conversation.

Generally used among the Asian population as it is customary to take your shoes off before you enter a home.

Asian Dude 1: "I like elephants... Everything else is irrelephant."
Asian Dude 2: "Dude.. dude... put your shoes on."

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put 'er com'

computer backwards ;)

Oh yeah babe, put 'er com'

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I put a flag on it

I put a flag on it is used to claim something and make it yours

John: Me amo arsh
Dan: what?
John: that’s my catchphrase, I put a flag on it

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Putting a call out

A meaningless action that basically means that the individual has no intention of resolving an issue but wants to put forward the impression that it is being dealt with

At Prime Ministers "Question Time" when challenged on the award of pension to Sir Fred Goodwin, Gordon Brown replied "don't worry, I'm putting a call out"

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put in my math

to put one's phone number/bbm in another persons phone

"There aint no telling what kinda things that I'm'a start to do
If I get wrapped up on your ass to fast
I can tell you feel the same cuz when I ask you laugh
So I'm'a leave it at that n hint n put in my math"

lloyd bank$

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put a b on that eat

don't eat it, beat
if u put a "b" on that eat, it'll be beat.

also works for "m": to meat it
and "s":get a seat off in that(when u dont wanna hit, u jus wanna relax in it)

U betta put a "b" on that eat

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put on your condoms

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

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