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An expression most commonly used to describe a situation in which someone who has gotten the worst part of a formal or informal agreement.
John says, "Dude, I made 5 cookies. I'll eat 4, and you can have the last one."
Kevin replies, "awww that's a rape-deal".
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To have sex with someone while they're asleep
Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead
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A girl who is by traditional standards not pretty, but is nonetheless a potential rape victim due to the lower standards of rapists.
John: Hey Mike, what do you think of Janet?
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.
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When your significant other doesn't like to cuddle so you wait till they fall asleep and then you spoon with them.
My wife was bitching about me touching her because she was hot so after she fell asleep I cuddle raped her ass.
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To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.
Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!
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When somebodyy looks at your screen while playing a multiplayer videogame on the same TV. It is used mostly when you see that somebody is in your general area with your peripheral vision and you decide to go kill them by looking at their screen to see where they are. Looking at their controler also gives you the advantage of when they are going to attack. Screen rapers are often caught when your running up behiend someone and they turn around for no reason and kill you unexpectedly and use they crappy excuse that they saw you on radar.
Screen rape!! Screen raper!! You just turned around for no reason right as I went to punch you in the back.
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1) When a male inmate is raped by a fellow inmate or guard. The rapee is then known as a punk, bitch, fuck boy, etc and usually has long hair and a weak or feminine frame.
2) When a female inmate is raped by a prison guard. Female inmates can also be raped by other inmates but it is less common. Often before or afterwards, they will have to do some type of task or labor for the guard like cleaning an office.
1) Robert got sent to prison for 365 days when he was 18 but experienced prison rape over 500 times during his stay.
2) Janelle was young and pretty so she was raped by two male prison guards in her Oregon state prison.
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