Richard is so gay. he loves jenna and penis. he sucks at quarterback and lax. he has an andriod rn.
Yo whattup
shut up richard russillo
1. Backstabbing a friend to get with their girlfriend.
2. Not allowing their girlfriend to go out with friends, talk to certain people, or be anywhere outside of a 1 foot radius of him.
3. Making their girlfriend feel bad about things when he should feel bad about her friends disliking him.
So john is dating my ex now.
Damn, did he pull a richard?
Yeah, he pulled a richard.
To "pull a Richard" is the phrase used when one is dumped by his/her significant other and in turn becomes homosexual.
Jon: "Hey, Will, did you hear? Carter pulled a Richard!"
Will: "Really? I would never expect him of all people."
In this scenario Carter was dumped and went to pull a Richard.
Nigga that thinks they ghetto but is mark ass trick
Dude the nigga Carlton ain't no thug he a hood Richard
Where shall I even begin! Richard is the type of person to sweep you off your feet. He is caring (more than he shows) and has an incredible energy that makes you want to be around him 24/7. He’s at least 6ft tall and super strong with huge biceps and a really manly smell… (I’ll leave that up to your imagination).You could get lost in his gorgeous blue eyes while scratching his ridiculously soft hair (Richard, please tell us what conditioner you use).Even though his greek could use some more practice,his intelligence is off the charts. He is very knowledgeable and ambitious and could accomplish anything he sets his mind to.He can make you laugh uncontrollably with his talent for impersonating people and knows exactly in which way to tease you to make you get a tiny bit angry at him, but still not enough for you to stay mad at him.He makes you think “wow this is the type of person I’ve been waiting for all of my life”.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
Person: Have you seen Richard?
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.