Rule 413

Rule 413 is: Everything is Homestuck.

All of the things.
All of them.

Alpha: I saw these really cool things the other day, they came in all sorts of colours, and they-
Beta: NO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COLOURS!!!
Alpha: What's wrong?
Beta: Rule 413..!!!!
Alpha: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to trigger you!
Beta: My feels..!

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The Black Rule

He who decides to disappear must stay that course and make no reappearances unless there is urgent and relevant circumstance.

Basically, if you go off the grid, you stay off the grid and don't come back without a good goddamn reason.

Andy Kaufman knows enough to follow the Black Rule.

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rule #3

3: Suck my dick and fuck my ass

Dilly: I don't like ur pants
C-SPAN: rule #3

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Rule 42

If it exist, ther is a pony version of it.

Ponified Memes based on Rule 42

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Ja Rule

Be a total idiot whos music just sux

"You are like ja rule, this means I insulted you badly"

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Rule #5

There is no rule #4

Q: How did we get from not talking about fight club to rule number five?

A: Oh! rule #5 states that there is no rule #4. That makes sense.

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Phone Rule

If you talk on the phone while on cam in a chat room, you must bare your tits or ass on cam.

I called the phone rule on the bitch because she was yappin on cam.

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