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when someone takes their dick bends it up against their stomach and releases it and slaps a girl in the face
EX: Matt gave me an amazing russian catupult
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When your girl is yawning kiss her while her mouth is open.
I was chillin with my girl she opened her mouth and i went in for a kiss i gave her a russian yawn.
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Russian Interference is term for when a man, (usually a Russian), tries to sabotage your plans to have sex with your girlfriend or boyfriend. This may be either through sabotaging you indirectly and in ways you don't realise until it's too late, or a more direct method like opening your bedroom door and coming in naked while you are in the middle of making love.
"My roommate spilled wine on me, I swear he did it on purpose, I had to change my top and when I came back downstairs my boyfriend was nowhere to be seen. Talk about Russian Interference!"
"I arranged a first date with this hot guy, but when I got there, my ex, was sitting next to him. Apparently he just happened to be there and they had just hit it off at the bar? I swear he's hacking my phone dating apps. Fucking Russian Interference right?"
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the bane of adolf hitler and napoleon bonaparte
guy 1: what's the best way to beat hitler?
guy 2: russian winter
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Cunnilingus performed to a hairy lady
She was so hairy I ended up with a Russian Stash
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When a group of friends buys a round of shots that have one staight vodka and all the others are staight water. Without sniffing or knowing what glass contains the vodka everyone drinks!
Dude, 6 shots to choose from and I got the Russian No Sniff!
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A Russian shower is a group family meeting that takes place on Wednesday. This started back in 300 BC and is still a very popular Russian thing to do.
“How was the Russian shower Phillip?”
“It was delightful and I had a real good time.”
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