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The “no algebra, no trauma” law mathematically challenged or symbolically allergic Trumpublicans or QAnonists are pushing for their state governor to sign, which would make the teaching of algebra optional for all grades 7–12 students if they feel that they were not born with the “mathematical gene.”
Florida Gov. DeSantis told non-symbol-minded parents that they’d count on him 100% to sign the “Say No to X, Y, Z” bill if they’d support him as the 2024 Republican Party presidential candidate.
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"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" is a Palindrome
Crazy, huh?
Bob: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Tray: wtf are you saying
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a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.
1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!
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A phrase implying that the person saying it "knows" your mother, but in the biblical sense; and that your mother is a woman of easy virtue. Interpretation depends on the context, of course. In the long tradition of putting down someone else's mother as a way of putting them down. Alternatively, just "say hi to your Mom."
Whatever, dude. And hey, say hi to your mom for me.
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Literally speaking, you have nothing else to say and don't know.
Can be used to exit/end a conversation, justify a break-up/cheat-on, and as an excuse for not wanting to think.
This phrase has an angry/indifferent/anxious undertone.
This phrase can also be followed by ", eh eh." often referenced by Monsters from "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" by Lady GaGa.
1. A: "I can't believe you fucking slept with him last night, you promised you'd never cheat on me..."
B: "I was so wasted last night, I'm sorry..."
A: "There's nothing else I can say."
2. A: "Did you seriously max-out my credit card...?"
B: "It was an accident... there's nothing else I can say..."
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Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.
Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.
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A phrase used for a military person who wants to have relations with a person who could possibly be under age but the UCMJ says as long as she's 16 its fair game.
Also can be used to combat the phrase 16 will get you 20
#1
Sailor: Hey check out that girl over there she is fine as hell i would destroy her pussy
Marine: Dude she looks 16 years old
Sailor: Hey UCMJ says 16's OK
#2
Guy 1: 16 will get you 20
Guy 2: Yea but UCMJ says 16's OK
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