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An alternative to the popular expression "Read it and Weep Sister!", which involves publicly humiliating others with pure fact. The only difference with this one is that you say it to fellow gardening chums while carrying out essential weeding tasks in your garden. The idea being that you foster generally better growing conditions there.
Busily weeding your lettuce patch with a pal on a Saturday morning in your allotment, you turn to this gardening chum and exclaim: Weed it and Reap Sister! (Then Hi-5!)
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The only insult worse than your granny tranny.
Dave: Your mom gay
Dan: Your dad lesbian
*Dave dies inside*
Dave: don't make me do this
Dan: try me bitch
Dave: your granny tranny
*Dan explodes*
*Dan's ghost comes back*
Dan's ghost: Your sister a mister
*The entire universe collapses and everybody dies*
When two women have had the same weenie in them they become "Oscar Mayer Sisters."
Ariel's boyfriend broke up with her due to how many Oscar Mayer sisters she has.
Taylor sister is a shy girl but in bed shes a freeky little bitch who gets fucked by 20 black cocks at the same time.
Her pussy is 20 inches long nigga
She could also be called a cum dumpster
Bro taylor sister a bad bitch i fucked the shit out off dat nigga.
Taylor sister tamzin
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A member of the female race who has problems with the actions of members of the male race and certain members of the female race but only makes these comments heard amongst a forbidden section known as the 'sisters section' and their cliques
The penny war sister just personally attacked me on the board because she was too scared to say anything to my face.
Refers to an act of ordinarily-frowned-upon nature, but which in extreme circumstances could be overlooked or even approved of. Comes from the nuns' surreptitiously ripping out the plug-wires and spark-coils from the Gestapo's cars so that they couldn't pursue the von Trapp family in "The Sound Of Music"; the emotionally-shaken-but-still-demure habit-clad heroines then ask their Mother Superior for forgiveness, which it can be assumed that she readily gives, considering the horrid fate that would likely have befallen the von Trapps had they been captured.
I needed a few additional nails to complete a super-urgent repair- project, but there was nobody at the hardware store, so I had to just take the nails without paying for them at the time. Again, though, the nailing-task had to be completed right away to avoid fairly horrendous consequences, so I felt that my action was really pretty much a Sisters of Mercy sin. Plus of course I did indeed "square up" promptly with the store afterwards, so the end-result was fine.