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One of the kindest names to call someone
You're such a dumb sausage
Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.
She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.
A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.
Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?
A pale, light-skinned, flaccid penis.
My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.
When you are having sex with a girl on her period and your penis has a lot of blood on it, resembling a blood sausage.
Boy- "Babe, I want to have sex tonight".
Girl- "But babe I'm on my period!"
Boy- "Bluh sausage!"
We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.