Do as I say, not as I do

A teacher or superior directing a student or subordinate not to follow a bad example they give, but to stick to the rules. Often used to imply hypocrisy, but could also have legitimate reasons.

Do as I say, not as I do, the congregation murmured, when the pastor preached decency after half the village had observed him getting overly friendly with the innkeeper's wife.

Do as I say, not as I do, said the old sailor to the boy, letting go with both hands of the yardarm, instructing the younger to always hold fast.

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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" is a Palindrome

Crazy, huh?

Bob: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Tray: wtf are you saying

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i know! that's what im saying!

a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.

1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!

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Say Hi To Your Mom For Me

A phrase implying that the person saying it "knows" your mother, but in the biblical sense; and that your mother is a woman of easy virtue. Interpretation depends on the context, of course. In the long tradition of putting down someone else's mother as a way of putting them down. Alternatively, just "say hi to your Mom."

Whatever, dude. And hey, say hi to your mom for me.

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There's nothing else I can say

Literally speaking, you have nothing else to say and don't know.
Can be used to exit/end a conversation, justify a break-up/cheat-on, and as an excuse for not wanting to think.
This phrase has an angry/indifferent/anxious undertone.

This phrase can also be followed by ", eh eh." often referenced by Monsters from "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" by Lady GaGa.

1. A: "I can't believe you fucking slept with him last night, you promised you'd never cheat on me..."
B: "I was so wasted last night, I'm sorry..."
A: "There's nothing else I can say."

2. A: "Did you seriously max-out my credit card...?"
B: "It was an accident... there's nothing else I can say..."

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says hello to his little friend

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.

Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.

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UCMJ says 16's OK

A phrase used for a military person who wants to have relations with a person who could possibly be under age but the UCMJ says as long as she's 16 its fair game.

Also can be used to combat the phrase 16 will get you 20

#1

Sailor: Hey check out that girl over there she is fine as hell i would destroy her pussy

Marine: Dude she looks 16 years old

Sailor: Hey UCMJ says 16's OK

#2

Guy 1: 16 will get you 20

Guy 2: Yea but UCMJ says 16's OK

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