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also called the greasy jesus. a woman lies with her legs spread on the bed, the man begins in the hallway leading to the bedroom. he begins running at full speed. he leaps onto the springboard (a springboard is needed for this position)and swan dives into the woman's vagina. the man then pulls out and repeats until climax is reached
Yo ray-ray. me and dashiki just got done fuckin' at her house dog!
oh yeah? you pull an ethiopian slip n slide on that ho?
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After cramming a girl. Mostly all you have to do is add a little urnine to help her slide into the toilet easier. The girl might yell and be mad at the start, but she will thank you later.
Just to make this random girl not be to bad for her. Instead of cramming her. I made it an Easily Sliding Cram.
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When two gay guys have been ramming each other in the ass all night and sipping pink mimosas with roofies; they each take turns covering a slip and slide with their loosened shit. They let it ferment for about a week in the middle of a Texas summer and take one of the state's many quadriplegic retards and slide said retard through slide over and over again until retard is either dead, or more retarded and Christopher Reeve'd than before.
How did you spend your weekend?
Chet and I did a pink faggot mud slide.
Dude...that's actually kinda hot.
I KNOW RIGHT?!
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When one man is having sex with another man and he cum's in his ass, then the guy that is getting fucked in the ass takes a diarrhea shit and runny shit and cum runs out his ass, across his balls and down his penis and into the mouth of the girl sucking his dick.
Girl "OMG i decided to have a 3 way with these 2 guys and pulled a White German Truffle Slide on me and before i know i had shit and cum in my mouth"
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The act of sticking a funnel into someone's butthole and pouring warm nacho cheese down into it. Once the cheese is inside, tell your partner to exert the cheese out, this can achieved by putting pressure in your butt or simply farting it out. Once the cheese is oozing out, lick up all the nacho cheese.
I went to Mexico last spring break, you wouldn't believe all the Tijuanan Slip 'n Slide attractions they got over there.
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Omaha slip and slide: is when you do your girl in the shower, bust a nut inside her, and she let's the jizz slip down her leg, catches it in a shot glass and let's the jizz then slide down her throat.
Dude, I had the best night ever last night! I got home from work and my old lady was totally down for an omaha slip and slide. She's amazing..
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what obi thinks my earings are
sarah: "hey obi, what does g-slide hoops mean?"
obi: "i'm not tellin you, bitch"
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