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When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing proper “social dogstancing.”
We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.
When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.
They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.
Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.
A person that is a social outcast; often made fun of by social fishes.
Sandy was a social squirrel and was made fun of in Spongebob's standup routine
When all your mates are being selfish or unfair to you (i.e. jacking on you).
My mates want me to cook a meal for them, lay the table and won't even let me sit down and eat with them. I'm a victim of social bukkake.
A social-medialyte is a person who loves to be on different socoal media sites such as, MySpace, Facebook, LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter, and post posts, comment, like, love, dislike others posts.
Jay is a social-medialyte, and loves going from Facebook to MySpace and also all of the others to check out up to the minute posts.
1. A nice person who tries to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but in a misguided attempt to be cool ends up knocking over everybody's drinks and being sick on the carpet.
2. A shitty person who claims to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but who is actually two-faced about it and tramples over people's feelings in order to achieve popularity.
1. Dammit, everything was going so well until I revealed my true clumsy nature. Why am I such a social buffalo?
2. Wow, that bitch is a social buffalo. She's nice to me in person but when she leaves she just fucking trash talks me.
Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.
guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"
olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say
guy: yeah i know...
olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded