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When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.
They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.
Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.
A person that is a social outcast; often made fun of by social fishes.
Sandy was a social squirrel and was made fun of in Spongebob's standup routine
1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.
2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.
1. Any politician's smile.
2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"
A Challenge Where A person socialize in real live and Abstaining from using social media for the whole month of December
Jack : did you fail social December?
Donald : yes i just used twitter an hour ago
When your the middle man in introducing your freind to a big group and you need to try and make sure nobodys excluded
Took my mate to meet my school freinds and had to be a social liferaft for him so he felt included
Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.
guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"
olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say
guy: yeah i know...
olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded
A social-medialyte is a person who loves to be on different socoal media sites such as, MySpace, Facebook, LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter, and post posts, comment, like, love, dislike others posts.
Jay is a social-medialyte, and loves going from Facebook to MySpace and also all of the others to check out up to the minute posts.