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Socks that are slippers. Only the Badass people have the audacity to wear these on a Saturday Night In.
Person 1: Dude, Danette is a fucking badass
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.
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hideous looking socks that feel like slippers and look furry and warm; extremely comfy but extremely embarrassing to look at
My grandma bought me slipper socks for Christmas but I'm too embarrassed to wear them in front of people.
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Woman code for being really horny.
As in: "I'm going to be folding socks in my room." An aware man would obviously see that as a prime opportunity to get down.
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Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.
More commonly, a wank sock.
Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.
Often truncated to -
That Simon, what a sock.
Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -
What a fucking sock.
Or even as an adjective -
What a socking tool.
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Sock profit is worked out from the following equation.
X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit
Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.
Ben: Hey, there were 3 pairs of my black socks on the floor before you packed up, now there is 1!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!
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The marks that you get on your ankle when you wear socks for a long period of time.
when I took off my socks on the couch, i saw that i had a sock tattoo.
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The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.
Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
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