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A really bad story; A pointless story
That was such a Koree Story
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Women who believe "love" is like it is in the movies. They believe men are romantic and compassionate and will give their lives for their women.
Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.
Q: Will you love me like The Notebook?
A: No, it's not possible to love someone like that. Don't watch those kinds of movies...they give you Love Story Complex!
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A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.
Kyle: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.
Kavon: Cool Story Dude!
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when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.
Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.
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A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.
Amelia: My grandfather died
Zeus: Cool story bro
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A White Girl Story™ is a story that has a beginning and and end, but no real climax. Bonus points if they start stating facts that have nothing to do with the story.
Tiffany: So four years ago on a Saturday someone cut me off
John: What a White Girl Story™
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a short story that takes a long time to tell
*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*
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