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a kid usually with the last name contains Bell and the first consists of Keaton. These destructive children like to jump into deep, scum infested, stank fanger like water.
That kid is a swamp bogger
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When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip of chewing tobacco in their mouth.
I want a Mississippi Swamp swaller.
The last bit of liquid at the bottom of a bottle or can, consisting mostly of backwash.
Dude: "Hey man, can I get a swig of that beer?"
Dude's friend: "It's just boo boo swamp."
Dude: "Is it cold?"
After feeding a Tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. Once she starts to shit you shove your cock in her burning asshole then wipe her shit in her eyes, thus making her howl like a Mexican Swamp Dog.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.
I was in Tijuana for business, so I picked up a hooker named Margarita and she let me give her the Mexican Swamp Dog
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When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!
Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!
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Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.
Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.
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The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.
Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.
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