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When a girl decides she wants to give you head but leaves you on hard as soon as you are about to nut
Bro kayla totally space manned me last night bro...
Dude seriously? she actually space manned you?
Yea i still plowed her while she was asleep though!
Thats fucking awesome man
Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.
Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.
Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.
A malt, alcoholic beverage in which most college males and or husbands with annoying wives, tend to sip on in order to slip away from reality or get UNDER the influence.
"Yo man, what are your plans for this weekend?"
"Not much, I plan on getting under the influence through the use of a couple man sodas"
The 98th man to die in Infinity wars. Some also say he's the best superhero to exist. Some of those people, aren't wrong.
Jimmy Jone: Wow, I just got saved by Lettuce Man, this is so cool.
Big Joe: That's really cool. I'm so glad you're my slave.
The males reproductive sex cell..semen
"Shut up before i shoot you with Man Product." "Eww...that looks like man product."
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a group of male friends that are called upon in times of need.
Poon is required...phone in the man support
When someone in therapy realizes that life is really, really complicated.
I just realized that my father used to fondle me after I fell asleep. Life, Man.