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When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.
“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.
a combination of gen alpha phrases that produce maximum brainrot.
Toddler 1: Oh my god! Look at this new skibidi toilet episode!
Toddler 2: Yeah, it was so skibidi ohio fanum tax
Extra money paid purely for the vibes
“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack
“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti
The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.
“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”
what we live in
Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.
When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"