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The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.
Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?
Criminal 2 - stealing!
Criminal 3 - battery!
Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!
Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.
Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.
Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.
Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.
Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
Acid tears are tears that you cry when you are peaking on acid during an insanely amazing trip you are having
Bro, this acid is so good, look I have acid tears.
tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.
sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean
When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
A really good song by a really good k-pop group named bts
"Omg have you heard blood, sweat and tears by bts?"
"Omg yes!"
"Who do you think was the hottest in the mv"
"I can't decide"
"Me neither"
An emotion you go through when you feel nothing but sadness for a long period of time. An emotion more severe than mayjor depression.
I'm going through repeating tears that just won't go away.
1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.