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1. Soft well maintained feet usually never seen without some kind of shoe or sandal on.
2. City feet would never be able to walk barefoot outside the house without being miserbale and in pain without shoes on.
3. City Feet the opposite of country feet.
Person 1: Ooch! The ground is so hot. I can't find my sandals anywhere.
Person 2: You and your city feet...just can't hang.
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Mid-City is the part of town where the baddest fuckers around live. Downtown is a few blocks away, the hood is a few blocks away and million dollar homes are a few blocks away. Mid-City is the part that would be fine without the surrounding rest of the city. Mid-City and it's residents are the shit.
"What part of Baton Rouge do you live in?"
"Mid-City"
"Ah shit, that's dope. Let's go to your crib"
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worst shithole in texas
most whitetrash inbred city i have ever been too
armpit of america
skidmark on the underpants of society
unpronouncable last names
gnarly guys
ugly ass dykes
fed home grown corn
not to mention their mascot is a beaver
DAM THE BEAVERS
A typical Falls City conversation
"Hey lets go braid our hair"
" sorry im goin to have sex with my cousin jim hojiswallor"
" ok well ill just go try to spell my last name"
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Garden City is a WESTERN Long Island town, as opposed to some posts defining it as an Eastern Long Island town: it is located a mere 15 minutes east of Queens, NY. GCHS is comprised of the spoiled teens who have always gotten what they've asked for, the jocks (guys or girls), the Masquer theater kids, the loners, skaters, goths, and geeks - but for the most part, their good upbringing has taught them to be polite and respectful. One won't have to go far in Garden City without spotting a Mercedes, as Long Island has the top-selling Mercedes dealership in the country. An unusually high percentage of graduating GC seniors progress into college, most often into Ivy leagues, whether it's because of sports or because of how hard they've studied. The village of Garden City is very safe, clean, and beautiful. The average house is now selling for about $1 million, as a house nearby just sold for that in the mott section and it is a relatively small house. Most people don't realize how lucky they are to live here until they leave.
Non-GC Friend: Wow, is that your car?
GC resident: Yeah.... so?
Non-GC Friend: Where are you from again?!
GC resident: Garden City....
Non-GC Friend: Ohhhh... that explains it.
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Something that sounds or looks dodgy.
Marta: Hey, should we try out that cafe on Main Street? I can never see in the windows when I go by because they're always steamed up but there are tons of newspaper clippings in the window.
Jack: Um, dodge city. The clippings are dried out, yellow and not in English and the windows haven't been cleaned in years. Pass.
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An absolutely amazing band consisting of the genius that is Adam Young. Most people judge him on his overplayed song Fireflies, which isn't even one of his best. Genre: Dreampop/Electronic. If you think you don't like Owl City, go listen to Vanilla Twilight and Hot Air Balloon. If you do this and still don't like Owl City, you can go die in a hole for all I care. However, if you think you like Owl City and have only heard Fireflies, go study up you noob.
Person 1: I hate Owl City.
Me: *shoves Person 1 into a pit of fire* BURNNNNNN
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Savage is a prick and he plays for Birmingham City
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