that one boy that all the straight men secretly like. very cute :smirk:
"pffft, i dont like ian, im straight!"
Ian is a very kind loving boy who is very shy. He doesn’t like making the first move so girls, have fun marking the effort into the relationship. He’s insecure about what his crush thinks of him and always wants her to be the one staring. When you girls laugh it’ll always make him nervous and bubbly. He does stuff to impress you like if you’re a school child he’ll try and get all A+ or maybe he’ll try to get all F- . He always talks about his crush to her bestfriend and tells her not to say anything to you about it
Ian: I got all A’s this semester
Collectively, male East, Middle, and South As-ians and Caucas-ians. Usually meant in reference to the common (privileged) demographic often found in Bay Area tech companies, that profess believing in "all lives matter" and "meritocracy".
That new unicorn startup professes diversity but their entire leadership team is just a bunch of Ians.
Ian is a gay dude overthinking about the Guys he has a crush on
Ian is being a total Ian
anorexic and gay. he thinks he is funny when he is not and nobody laughs at his jokes except for him. he thinks he is BOSS when he sucks. his arm looks like it is about to break everytime he hits a volleyball.
Talks a good game but never does anything
We could invite Matt over tonight? Yea we could but he probably wouldn’t show, he’s such an Ian!