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I've lived in new jersey my whole life and people are giving it more credit then it deserves. new jersey is one of the most smartest states? yeah that can be true based on where you live. but if you go more down like central(yes it is real) and south you'll find people are stupid. we are rude, loud, ignorant, and yes we will tell you off. if we bump into you we will say sorry give you a dirty look and think they really should watch were they were going. we don't pump our gas we have people do it for us. most of the people that live here are ITALIAN but don't get us mixed up with the jersey shore, most of them live in new york. we don't pump our fist, unless were punching you. we move fast here, we are NOT like people down south who move like turtles. you will notice that we are impatient. we will say "fuck & yo" a lot. we say yeah instead of yes. we have a "edumaction" not an education. we have the MOST EXPENSIVE drivers insurance. there is more people here then the state can fit. WE NEVER SAY NEW JOISEY! we are clearly from new JERSEY. but don't get us wrong we do say cowfee and twalk.
someone from north carolina: where are you from
new jersey person: new jersey
someone from north carolina: i can tell, you want everything at a fast passe.
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When a man initiates unprotected sexual intercourse with a sub-par class woman but - when he pulls out his penis - he is wearing a rubber (from the collection of old-dirty-discarded condoms in the woman's vagina). The phenomenon is like a battle between the penis and vagina, similar to a hockey fight, where the vagina "dirty jerseys" the penis with a condom and hence wins the fight.
That girl I had sex with while camping on the weekend gave me a dirty jersey! GROSS!
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The mini California, but better!
New Jersey and California even look alike!
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To perform a dirty jersey you must have the mr. fantastic stretch power. You put you penis into a girls butt and stretch it through her intestines out of her mouth so she can give you a blowjob and be taking it in the butt all at once
I gave that bitch a dirty jersey last night, it was crazy
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A prank that revolves around a huge lie pulled by the founders of milkhair records.
"Hey I heard Insight is gonna drop a verse on the J Parker CD."
"Naw, I think that's just another new jersey."
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"Hey Travis did you finally smash that girl??"
"Nah man she just gave me a jersey boys.."
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New Jersey is ..and im going to be real simple NJ is the best fckn state yo yea we say yo were not ashamed of what is said about us we enjoy all the haters if ur not from Jersey u wish u were we got the shore, best food places no other place in the country is better we love weed and have GREAT pizza shops and NO OTHER STATE THROWS WOOD PARTYS LIKE JERZY YO!!!
LOVE TO ALL MY JERSEY BROS
LONG LIVE THE 908!!!!!!!!!!!!
regular guy: "why are u soo amazing"?
guy from jersey :"cuz im from new jersey so get the fuck out my way bro!"
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