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U are literally swearing on ur mums life
Omg are u serious?
Litch on mums
Freddie's mum is a common insult to Freddies whose mums are milfs.
Oi, Freddie your mum is a MILF
You’re mum means when someone is about to brutally muders your mother then days “you’re mum”
Someone:Omg you’re mum 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You:NO PLEASE. DONT KILL MY MOTHER I BEG YOU. SHES THE ONLY FAMILY IVE GOT LEFT
a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.
When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.
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Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.
A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."
-Oh that is such a mum joke!