Bush onions

it’s a synonym for std’s (sexual transmitted disease).

Hey guys you know that girl from last night, she gave me the bush onions.

onion barge

A selfish fat girl who no one likes because she’s nasty and greedy as fuck

Ew look over there it’s the onion barge

Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

Onion Muff

An onion muff is when a womans pussy smells like onions. It can happen when she eats too many onions, French onion dip, or Funyuns.

I went to go down on Janet after a long night of snacking and she had onion muff so bad I dipped a chip in it.

thinking with onions

thinking with layers
thinking deeply

Now you're thinking with onions.

Cute as an onion

A very cute girl

Sarah is as cute as an onion