The 13hundred dollar Iphone X clone with a third camera that dose not change the picture and still records at 4k 60fps with only a still for 7 years a 60Hz display. Still has the CPU of a 70 year olds sperm count and has a Gpu of Patrick's Brain.
Mike: YO Tj and James whats up look what i just got
Tj: Is that the Iphone 11 Pro?
James: Yes the hell it is
Tj: TF is wrong with you switching from the Iphone X to 11
Mike: You guys are just tight that my phone is better than yours in every way shape and form
Tj: *smaks Iphone 11 With case on the floor*
Tj: My falt
Mike: Noooo
Iphone 11: *Shaters*
James: He dead ass thought his Iphone was Better Than Ours
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Lat. What for what; something for something.
A nice dinner, drinks, and a show quid pro quo, use your imagination
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i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later
oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!
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Someone who is for the jewish, or just extremely awesome
im pro-jewish
whoa your awesome lets sex-up
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An evil person who thinks that it's fine for the government to have weapons that could destroy the whole planet.
That freaky kid over there is pro-nuke
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Someone who skipped biology class.
Pro-choice people have no understanding of the meaning of life in scientific terms.
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A line of "powerful" Laptops produced by Apple, by "powerful" what they really mean is just last generation tech that you would of found in an old ThinkPad from 2008.
Jim: Check out my Macbook Pro!
Everyone else: *laughs*
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