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Iphone 11 Pro

The 13hundred dollar Iphone X clone with a third camera that dose not change the picture and still records at 4k 60fps with only a still for 7 years a 60Hz display. Still has the CPU of a 70 year olds sperm count and has a Gpu of Patrick's Brain.

Mike: YO Tj and James whats up look what i just got

Tj: Is that the Iphone 11 Pro?
James: Yes the hell it is

Tj: TF is wrong with you switching from the Iphone X to 11
Mike: You guys are just tight that my phone is better than yours in every way shape and form
Tj: *smaks Iphone 11 With case on the floor*

Tj: My falt
Mike: Noooo
Iphone 11: *Shaters*
James: He dead ass thought his Iphone was Better Than Ours

by The rejection gods September 30, 2019

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quid pro quo

Lat. What for what; something for something.

A nice dinner, drinks, and a show quid pro quo, use your imagination

by gAZI March 24, 2003

49๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


htc touch pro



piece of shit



i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later

oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!

by classic1979 April 24, 2009

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Pro-Jewish

Someone who is for the jewish, or just extremely awesome

im pro-jewish
whoa your awesome lets sex-up

by extrememasteroftheabyss April 30, 2009

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pro-nuke

An evil person who thinks that it's fine for the government to have weapons that could destroy the whole planet.

That freaky kid over there is pro-nuke

by asortawriter May 12, 2010

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Pro-Choice

Someone who skipped biology class.

Pro-choice people have no understanding of the meaning of life in scientific terms.

by The Mannequin July 13, 2022

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Macbook Pro

A line of "powerful" Laptops produced by Apple, by "powerful" what they really mean is just last generation tech that you would of found in an old ThinkPad from 2008.

Jim: Check out my Macbook Pro!
Everyone else: *laughs*

by Ctrl Alt Destroy April 10, 2019

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