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When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap
"Omg Karen what was sound?"
"It was a standing ovation Becca"
when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water
how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation
Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)
I’m standing on both ends , heheheh
The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.
I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.
Euphemistic for a bar or disco dancing club, the good place around to meet women. Where women go to procure a "hot-dog."
"Sometimes there are plenty of hookers standing on the corner, and no customers. Maybe it's just a matter of time. Are you sure you're going everywhere you're supposed to? Looking in the right places? Did you go to the local hot-dog stand?"
if The Lynda Klondike were to go to an orgy
oh my god did you see Linde at the orgy last night? She was like a goddamn hotdog stand.
Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.
Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.