Tom Felton

Tom Felton is a very smexy man ( probably one of the sexiest men to live) and he makes girls obsess/fantasise over him and want to fuck him. He also plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter which he is especially hot in. He is also a very sweet man and can be very cute and funny.

I wish I could use a time machine and go back in time to when tom Felton was my age so I could legally fuck him.

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Tom Cruised

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

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Tom Hanks

Means taking adderall, or other amphetamine pills. Can also be used for very good quality amphetamine. Never used for street meth. The term comes from Tom Hanks having ADD and has taken adderall in the past, as well as many other famous people In Hollywood whom have taken it, but calling ADD medication Tom Hanks creates a lightheartedness and puts others as ease when confronted with the choice to take amphetamines recreationally. And who wouldn’t want to take something called Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks just exudes safety and happiness. You can take the name deeper by associating whatever movie Tom was in, his character or other fellow characters. More points are awarded to people who don’t look up all the Tom Hanks movies, but lets them come naturally, texting friends once an old Hanks movie hits them that can be associated with adderall.

We were looking for some Tom Hanks, but everyone one else had already saved private ryan. We yelled Wilson in desperation to find some at the party....

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Big Tom

when your dad walks into your room for no reason with nothing but a jock strap on, and screams at you "You wish you were as big as me, "Yeah, YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!" and walk outside and feeds his turtles

hey ian, that dude just pulled a Big Tom on his kid.

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Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge is the hottest punk-rock singer alive!! Although the band recently broke up, hes still fucking awesome!!

I love Tom DeLonge sooooo much! He is so hott!

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Tom Clancy

Great novelist, known for his realism in his novels he does research on the topics of his books.

Tom Clancy is my favorite author and I am a nerd.

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Tom Hardy

The utmost undeniably attractive actor to ever walk the earth. He is, similar to God, above us all and all women with a good taste in men fall at his feet. Oh yeah, and he’s a great actor.

OMG ITS TOM HARDY SHSBDISNSN HE OWNS MY ASS

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