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Donkey Fart

Someone whom doesn't understand the process of cleanliness. Showers are foreign to him, bathes a thing of the past, and changing his clothes is an act of stupidity in this guys eyes. He is so used to his body odor that it seems normal to smell the way he does. His clothes are plastered to himself from days of wear, and due to the petrification you must delicately remove them. When one can get the guy to take a shower, it doesn't matter anyway because his incompetence level is so greatly underestimated. Goes in smelling like a dick and out smelling like a scented dick.

Someone too lazy to take a bath so he says the stench is a medical problem, or that he stinks because he just excercised.

By rule of thumb, donkey farts usually come in packs.

A donkey fart is able to affect three large rooms with his stench in under three minutes.

by Usedtolivewithoneofthese January 1, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


swamp donkey

a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.

Man u goin swampin tonite?

o hell naw i stay away from those dirty ass swamp donkeys.

by eweezy on da track February 1, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Space Donkey

The act of defecating into a vagina.

That Sophie girl is sick. She asked Rob for a space donkey.

by K-Blo September 9, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


donkey punch

Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head.

This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

by domnation May 12, 2005

152๐Ÿ‘ 205๐Ÿ‘Ž


donkey punch

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head as hard as you can. This gives a tremendous sensation. But for it to work correctly, the girl must be completely knocked out, so that her asshole tightens up uncontrollably.

Last night, when I got back from the game I donkey punched Jenny, twice.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 7, 2005

147๐Ÿ‘ 202๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donkey Shart

Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.

(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)

Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.

Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.

Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.

by geno2k3 January 15, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


donkey chop

To be slapped round the face with a penis

"Oh shit! you got donkey chopped dude!"
"Man Id love to donkey chop that broad"

by whitetrashhero November 18, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž