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Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.

"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.

by Brayn July 29, 2011


Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.

Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver

by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024


Boober driver

A person who gives free rides to his/her friends.

When my friends say "let's take your car", I feel like a boober driver.

by Kenoman October 7, 2017


Nipawin Driver

Someone that is completely unaware of anything going on around their vehicle.

Someone that does not have a clue what "RIght Of Way" means at a 4-way or 5-way stop intersection

Someone that drives in the middle of two driving lanes on the main two streets of the downtown to core.

Someone that knowingly drive 20km/h to 40km/h over the speed limit and sees there is no problem doing so.

Somone that does know what a Left turn lane, Right turn, and a straight lane are for.

Some one that does not know that when leaving Nipawin from the North access that the left lane merges into the right lane.

Someone that taps the brake pedal when approaching a stop sign then gets mad after the traffic stop for receiving a failure to stop fine.

Someone that cuts across a solid yellow line and two lanes of traffic just to get a parking spot on the other side of the street.

Someone that puts their vehicle in reverse and then without looking back puts their foot on the throttle.

Someone that gets mad because they got flipped off for doing something stupid nearly causing an accident, but yet have no recollection of what they did.

Someone that does use turn indicator when there are other motorists in the same vicinity.

Being completely Oblivious to anything going on

Basically complete negligence for traffic laws.

It is just awful driving in Nipawin. It is just as stressful driving in Nipawin (2022 Population 4,429) as it is driving in Saskatoon (2022 Population 347,536).

A person pulling up to in intersection in the left turn lane with the straight and right turn lane occupied but they still go straight from the left turn lane with the left turn indicator flashing and everyone at the intersection is just starring at them thinking "What a Nipawin Driver."

by Big Bull April 12, 2024


leon driver

neek

fat neek (leon driver)

by fatterneek March 4, 2022


"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

by May 17, 2021


Virginia driver’s license

Losing your virginity

Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 26, 2021