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Noun. A person who finds an already tasteless food and tries to make it even blander, complaining about an ingredient no normal human being cares or thinks about. For example, chips / french fries must have no salt. Often found looking with fear and suspicion at another person's meal. The true plain hamburger eater would be delighted if you could eat cardboard and dreams of what would happen if those food pills from 1960s sci-fi B movies about space travel were real. Their ideal food would be the semen-like protein gel from 'The Matrix'.
He asked for McDonalds to take 5 minutes to make him 'a plain hamburger with no relish or nothing' - what a total plain hamburger eater.
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The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter
boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...
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Chinese kid that likes to eat your dog.Balding at age 13.Is a Monke but still can’t catch a football
Dog eater Ethan has no hair by 15
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describes a person who is not known for anything good and is just there, taking up space.
Megan is a typical lunch eater.
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A person of irish and arminian decent who enjoys bubble tea, low top chucks, and fire truck red hairdoo's. You can usually see them located randomly around upstate newyork. They also have a strong hatred for asian babys.
I saw the purple people eater pransing along the meadows the other day.
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1) Orally pleasing a woman while she is taking a dump and having her period.
2) Eating bricks with ketchup or tomato sauce.
3) Having a blood feast of pussy and poop.
"Hey i earned my rights as a vampire and a brown-chin"
"Oh dude you bloody brick eater son of a gun"
"Yeah Dawg. Oh by the way your mom says hi"
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the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons
Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater
Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?
Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries
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