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Flying Scissor Slam (abbreviated F.S.S.) is an act commonly carried out by lesbian women. It involves, as the name suggests, the sexual act of scissoring. However with the F.S.S. scissoring takes place when one or both partners jump and meet the other one in the air (hence flying). This results in a collision of the genital area (and thus slam). The origin of the name is believed to have been traced back to university students in North America, most likely Canada. Whether or not they are the inventors is still unknown.
"We totally flying scissor slammed last night."
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When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.
"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"
First you shit and piss simultaneously on your hand and then slap the closest person to you until they go red. After you continue to up the rounds and slap them even more, eventually you become a God when you see the enemy's face flashing different colours.
HOLY FUCK, I GAVE HER THE CHAMELEON HAND SLAM AS THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT , SHE LOVED IT!
stuffing your partner's hole with M&Ms then going down on them hard.
So basically fucking M&Ms.
I wanna mr runch slam the green m&m
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To do something successfully, but what you did has little or no impact.
Kenny: Dude, we totally beat our forecast for yesterday!
Neil: But you only beat it by about $1,000.
Kenny: Ya, I guess we really slammed the tent flap.
Neil: At least you beat forecast. Lately, I can't ever seem to slam the tent flap.
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A vicious move requiring great strength and more importantly a loose ass ho. You start having sex with a girl, get it all beat up like what, and then you just start fisting her. Stuff her like a turkey. Then just as she's about to come you pick her up with your hand inside of her and slam her down. Success.
Skank: Oooooo Ooooooooo Oooooo (that's moaning fools)
Me: Quit making so much noise or I'll hate slam you through the window!
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After marriage, when a couple has at least 4 kids. This could possibly happen within the first year of marriage if the couple has quintuplets, or within 4 years if they are diligent.
Zach and his wife keep poppin out babies like every single year. He is swinging for his 3rd mormon grand slam with this last baby.
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